i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
"talk dirty to me"
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
*opens a pack of gum*